Freebsd Fortunes 7

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
                -- Dean Martin

You're reasoning is excellent -- it's
only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

You're using a keyboard!  How quaint!

You're working under a slight handicap.
You happen to be human.

Yours is not to reason why,
Just to Sail Away.
And when you find you have to throw
Your Legacy away;
Remember life as was it is,
And is as it were;
Chasing sounds across the galaxy
'Till silence is but a blur.
                -- QYX.

Youth.  It's a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.

Youth -- not a time of life but a state of mind... a predominance of
courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.
                -- Robert F. Kennedy

Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.

Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Coningsby"