| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1319 of 1340 |
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is
when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1320 of 1340 |
You've always made the mistake of being yourself.
-- Eugene Ionesco
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1321 of 1340 |
You've been Berkeley'ed!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1322 of 1340 |
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1323 of 1340 |
You've been telling me to relax all the way here,
and now you're telling me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1324 of 1340 |
You've got to pity New Mexico... so far from heaven and so close to Texas.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1325 of 1340 |
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1326 of 1340 |
"Yow! Am I in Milwaukee?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1327 of 1340 |
"Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1328 of 1340 |
"Yow! Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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