Freebsd Fortunes 7: 133 of 1340 |
We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 134 of 1340 |
WE'LL LOOK INTO IT:
By the time the wheels make a full turn, we
assume you will have forgotten about it,too.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 135 of 1340 |
Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
And he didn't leave much for Ma and me,
Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid,
But the meanest thing that he ever did,
Was before he left he went and named me Sue.
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But I made me a vow to the moon and the stars,
I'd search the honkey tonks and the bars,
And kill the man that give me that awful name.
It was Gatlinburg in mid-July,
I'd just hit town and my throat was dry,
Thought I'd stop and have myself a brew,
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
Sitting at a table, dealing stud,
Sat that dirty (bleep) that named me Sue.
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Now, I knew that snake was my own sweet Dad,
From a wornout picture that my Mother had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye...
-- Johnny Cash, "A Boy Named Sue"
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 136 of 1340 |
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
-- Core Dumped Blues
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 137 of 1340 |
Well, of course it worked. You made the ritual blood sacrifice. If you
bleed on a machine while working on it, it will work. Unless it
doesn't. In which case, you need someone else to bleed on it as well.
-- Wayne Pascoe
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 138 of 1340 |
We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu!
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 139 of 1340 |
Well, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling,
And some take delight in the hurling and the bowling,
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 140 of 1340 |
Well thaaaaaaat's okay.
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 141 of 1340 |
Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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Freebsd Fortunes 7: 142 of 1340 |
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens,
we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
-- Dave Barry
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