Freebsd Fortunes 7
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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 1321 - 1330 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

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You've been Berkeley'ed!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1322 of 1340

You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1323 of 1340

You've been telling me to relax all the way here,
and now you're telling me just to be myself?
                -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1324 of 1340

You've got to pity New Mexico... so far from heaven and so close to Texas.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1325 of 1340

"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1326 of 1340

"Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1327 of 1340

"Yow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1328 of 1340

"Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1329 of 1340

"Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet?  Is it, huh, is it?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1330 of 1340

"Yow!!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
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