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"Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did
to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
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YO-YO:
        Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
        (see also Computer).
 
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Zall's Laws:
        1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
           will be wrong.
        2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
           door you're on.
 
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zeal, n:
        Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
 
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ZERO DEFECTS:
        The result of shutting down a production line.
 
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Zero Mostel: That's it baby!  When you got it, flaunt it!  Flaunt it!
                -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"
 
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Zeus gave Leda the bird.
 
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Zisla's Law:
        If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
 
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Zounds!  I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"
 
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
        People are always available for work in the past tense.
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