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"Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did
to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
(see also Computer).
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1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
will be wrong.
2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on.
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Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
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The result of shutting down a production line.
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Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!
-- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"
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Zeus gave Leda the bird.
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If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
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Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
-- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.