Freebsd Fortunes 7

"Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did
to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead

YO-YO:
        Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
        (see also Computer).

Zall's Laws:
        1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
           will be wrong.
        2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
           door you're on.

zeal, n:
        Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.

ZERO DEFECTS:
        The result of shutting down a production line.

Zero Mostel: That's it baby!  When you got it, flaunt it!  Flaunt it!
                -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"

Zeus gave Leda the bird.

Zisla's Law:
        If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.

Zounds!  I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
        People are always available for work in the past tense.