Freebsd Fortunes 7

zeal, n:
        Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.

ZERO DEFECTS:
        The result of shutting down a production line.

Zero Mostel: That's it baby!  When you got it, flaunt it!  Flaunt it!
                -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"

Zeus gave Leda the bird.

Zisla's Law:
        If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.

Zounds!  I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
        People are always available for work in the past tense.