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Fortune: 168 - 177 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  168 of 1340

What a misfortune to be a woman!  And yet, the worst misfortune is not to
understand what a misfortune it is.
                -- Kierkegaard, 1813-1855.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  169 of 1340

What a strange game.  The only winning move is not to play.
                -- WOP, "War Games"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  170 of 1340

What, after all, is a halo?  It's only one more thing to keep clean.
                -- Christopher Fry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  171 of 1340

What an artist dies with me!
                -- Nero
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  172 of 1340

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the
back of a cheque.
                -- Brendan Francis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  173 of 1340

What awful irony is this?
We are as gods, but know it not.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  174 of 1340

What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  175 of 1340

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  176 of 1340

What did ya do with your burder and your cross?
Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?
You and I know that a burden and a cross,
Can only be carried on one man's back.
                -- Louden Wainwright III
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  177 of 1340

What did you bring that book I didn't want
to be read to out of about Down Under up for?
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