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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  171 of 1340

What an artist dies with me!
                -- Nero
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  172 of 1340

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the
back of a cheque.
                -- Brendan Francis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  173 of 1340

What awful irony is this?
We are as gods, but know it not.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  174 of 1340

What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  175 of 1340

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  176 of 1340

What did ya do with your burder and your cross?
Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?
You and I know that a burden and a cross,
Can only be carried on one man's back.
                -- Louden Wainwright III
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  177 of 1340

What did you bring that book I didn't want
to be read to out of about Down Under up for?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  178 of 1340

What did you do when the ship sank?
I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  179 of 1340

What do I consider a reasonable person to be?  I'd say a reasonable person
is one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes
that into account when dealing with others.  Implicit in this definition is
the belief that it is the right and the responsibility of each person to
live his or her own life as he or she sees fit, to respect this right in
others, and to demand the assumption of this responsibility by others.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  180 of 1340

What do you give a man who has everything?  Penicillin.
                -- Jerry Lester
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