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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  198 of 1340

What happened last night can happen again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  199 of 1340

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?  Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will
be pretty bad.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  200 of 1340

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore --
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over --
Like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
                -- Langston Hughes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  201 of 1340

What happens when you cut back the jungle?  It recedes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  202 of 1340

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  203 of 1340

What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be
broken down into subjects and predicates.  This is not because Quality
is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct.
                -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  204 of 1340

What I tell you three times is true.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  205 of 1340

What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  206 of 1340

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  207 of 1340

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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