Freebsd Fortunes 7

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?  Judging from realistic simulations
involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will
be pretty bad.
                -- Dave Barry

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore --
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over --
Like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?
                -- Langston Hughes

What happens when you cut back the jungle?  It recedes.

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be
broken down into subjects and predicates.  This is not because Quality
is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct.
                -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"

What I tell you three times is true.
                -- Lewis Carroll

What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

What if there had been room at the inn?
                -- Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity