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What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's
enemies.  Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking
out of him.
                -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"
 
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What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires
an accomplice.
                -- Charles Baudelaire
 
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What is love but a second-hand emotion?
                -- Tina Turner
 
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What is mind?  No matter.
What is matter?  Never mind.
                -- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
 
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What is now proved was once only imagin'd.
                -- William Blake
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  219 of 1340

What is research but a blind date with knowledge?
                -- Will Harvey
 
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What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera"
 
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What is status?
        Status is when the President calls you for your opinion.

Uh, no...
        Status is when the President calls you in to discuss a
        problem with him.

Uh, that still ain't right...
        STATUS is when you're in the Oval Office talking to the President,
        and the phone rings.  The President picks it up, listens for a
        minute, and hands it to you, saying, "It's for you."
 
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What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer?
It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the
establishment of a Hilton on its peak.
 
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What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
                -- Bertold Brecht
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