Freebsd Fortunes 7

Whatever became of Strange de Jim?  Well, he found a substitute for
cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your
nostrils as far as they will go.  Then you sniff talcum powder while
shredding hundred dollar bills."
                -- Herb Caen

Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will
never succeed.
                -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified
performance.
                -- Helen Lawrenson

Whatever happened to the good old days
when sex was dirty and the air was clean?

Whatever is not nailed down is mine.
Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
                -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon

Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
                -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good.  Luckily this is not difficult.
                -- Charlotte Whitton

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that
you do it.
                -- Ghandi

Whatever you do will be insignificant,
but it is very important that you do it.
                -- Gandhi