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When a lion meets another with a louder roar,
the first lion thinks the last a bore.
                -- G.B. Shaw
 
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When a lot of remedies are suggested for
a disease, that means it can't be cured.
                -- Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  313 of 1340

When a man assumes a public trust, he
should consider himself as public property.
                -- Thomas Jefferson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  314 of 1340

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  315 of 1340

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight,
it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  316 of 1340

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any
hour.  That's relativity.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  317 of 1340

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
                -- Sacha Guitry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  318 of 1340

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years
ago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind
with changing conditions.  When a man you don't like does it, he is a
liar who has broken his promises.
                -- Franklin Adams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  319 of 1340

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
 
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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not
far away.  It is time to go elsewhere.  The best thing about space travel
is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
                -- R.A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"
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