Freebsd Fortunes 7

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
                -- Mark Twain

When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
                -- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell

When arguments fail, use a blackjack.
                -- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.

When asked the definition of "pi":
The Mathematician:
        Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the
        circumference of a circle and its diameter.
The Physicist:
        Pi is 3.1415927, plus or minus 0.000000005.
The Engineer:
        Pi is about 3.

When Boy Scouts do it, it's intense.

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
                -- Brian Aldiss

When choosing between two evils, I always
like to take the one I've never tried before.
                -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can often solve it quite
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
handle this?"

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!