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When asked the definition of "pi":
The Mathematician:
        Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the
        circumference of a circle and its diameter.
The Physicist:
        Pi is 3.1415927, plus or minus 0.000000005.
The Engineer:
        Pi is about 3.

When Boy Scouts do it, it's intense.

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
                -- Brian Aldiss

When choosing between two evils, I always
like to take the one I've never tried before.
                -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can often solve it quite
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
handle this?"

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!

When democracy granted democratic methods to us in times of opposition, this
was bound to happen in a democratic system.  However, we National Socialists
never asserted that we represented a democratic point of view, but we have
declared openly that we used the democratic methods only to gain power and
that, after assuming the power, we would deny to our adversaries without any
consideration the means which were granted to us in times of our opposition.
                -- Josef Goebbels

When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"

When does later become never?