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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  341 of 1340

When Cthulhu calls, He calls collect!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  342 of 1340

When democracy granted democratic methods to us in times of opposition, this
was bound to happen in a democratic system.  However, we National Socialists
never asserted that we represented a democratic point of view, but we have
declared openly that we used the democratic methods only to gain power and
that, after assuming the power, we would deny to our adversaries without any
consideration the means which were granted to us in times of our opposition.
                -- Josef Goebbels
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  343 of 1340

When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  344 of 1340

When does later become never?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  345 of 1340

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?
Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  346 of 1340

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
                -- Gen. C. Abrams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  347 of 1340

When forecasting, give them a number
or give them a date, but never both.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  348 of 1340

When God endowed human beings with brains,
He did not intend to guarantee them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  349 of 1340

When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's.
                -- DeGourmont
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  350 of 1340

When he got in trouble in the ring, [Ali] imagined a door swung open and
inside he could see neon, orange, and green lights blinking, and bats
blowing trumpets and alligators blowing trombones, and he could hear snakes
screaming.  Weird masks and actors' clothes hung on the wall, and if he
stepped across the sill and reached for them, he knew that he was committing
himself to destruction.
                -- George Plimpton
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