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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  361 of 1340

When I kill, the only thing I feel is recoil.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  362 of 1340

When I said "we", officer, I was referring to
myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  363 of 1340

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
                -- Franklyn Ajaye
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  364 of 1340

When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.
I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never
to be seen again.
                -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Between Time and Timbuktu"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  365 of 1340

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
                -- Al Capone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  366 of 1340

When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death,
My life has been one great big joke,    Sixty years in these folks' world
A dance that's walked                   The child I works for calls me girl
A song that's spoke,                    I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake.
I laugh so hard I almost choke          Too proud to bend
When I think about myself.              Too poor to break,
                                        I laugh until my stomach ache,
                                        When I think about myself.
My folks can make me split my side,
I laughed so hard I nearly died,
The tales they tell, sound just like lying,
They grow the fruit,
But eat the rind,
I laugh until I start to crying,
When I think about my folks.
                -- Maya Angelou
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  367 of 1340

When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  368 of 1340

When I was a boy I was told that anyone could become President.
Now I'm beginning to believe it.
                -- Clarence Darrow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  369 of 1340

When I was a child...  We had a quick-sand box in the backyard...
I was an only child...  eventually.
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  370 of 1340

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.  After school we'd
all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us.
It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
                -- Jack Handey
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