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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  381 of 1340

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had
slept well.  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  382 of 1340

When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  383 of 1340

When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again.  The fans with the cigars and
the hats turned down'll be there, but no more housewives and little men in
the street and foreign presidents.  It's goin' to be back to the fighter who
comes to town, smells a flower, visits a hospital, blows a horn and says
he's in shape.  Old hat.  I was the onliest boxer in history people asked
questions like a senator.
                -- Muhammad Ali
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  384 of 1340

When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  385 of 1340

When in charge ponder,
When in doubt mumble,
When in trouble delegate.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  386 of 1340

When in doubt, do it.  It's much easier
to apologize than to get permission.
                -- Grace Murray Hopper
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  387 of 1340

When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  388 of 1340

When in doubt, follow your heart.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  389 of 1340

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.
                -- Raymond Chandler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  390 of 1340

When in doubt, lead trump.
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