Freebsd Fortunes 7

When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.

When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again.  The fans with the cigars and
the hats turned down'll be there, but no more housewives and little men in
the street and foreign presidents.  It's goin' to be back to the fighter who
comes to town, smells a flower, visits a hospital, blows a horn and says
he's in shape.  Old hat.  I was the onliest boxer in history people asked
questions like a senator.
                -- Muhammad Ali

When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
                -- Mae West

When in charge ponder,
When in doubt mumble,
When in trouble delegate.

When in doubt, do it.  It's much easier
to apologize than to get permission.
                -- Grace Murray Hopper

When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.

When in doubt, follow your heart.

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.
                -- Raymond Chandler

When in doubt, lead trump.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
                -- James H. Boren