Freebsd Fortunes 7

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

When my brain begins to reel from my
literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
                -- Ignatius Reilly

When my fist clenches crack it open,
Before I use it and lose my cool.
When I smile tell me some bad news,
Before I laugh and act like a fool.

And if I swallow anything evil,
Put you finger down my throat.
And if I shiver please give me a blanket,
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man,
        to be the sad man.
Behind blue eyes.
No one knows what its like to be hated,
        to be fated,
To telling only lies.
                        -- The Who

When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was,
at her request, moved to a different room.  She told me she didn't
think she had ever seen a Jew before.  My only response was to begin
wearing a small Star of David on a chain around my neck.  I had not
become a more observing Jew; rather, discovering that the label of
Jew was offensive to others made me want to let people know who I
was and what I believed in.  Similarly, after talking to these young
women -- one of whom told me that she didn't think she had ever met
a feminist -- I've taken to identifying myself as a feminist in the
most unlikely of situations.
                -- Susan Bolotin, "Voices From the Post-Feminist Generation"

When neither their poverty nor their honor is
touched, the majority of men live content.
                -- Niccolo Machiavelli

When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
                -- Dylan Thomas

When one knows women one pities men,
but when one studies men, one excuses women.
                -- Horne Tooke

When one wants to get rid of an unsupportable pressure, one needs hashish.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche