Freebsd Fortunes 7

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.

When the candles are out all women are fair.
                -- Plutarch

When the cup is full, carry it level.

When the doubt vanishes and the issue becomes evident, stupidity reigns.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.
                -- Billy Sunday

When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
                -- Lynch

When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson