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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  434 of 1340

When the candles are out all women are fair.
                -- Plutarch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  435 of 1340

When the cup is full, carry it level.
 
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When the doubt vanishes and the issue becomes evident, stupidity reigns.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  437 of 1340

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.
                -- Billy Sunday
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  438 of 1340

When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  439 of 1340

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
                -- Lynch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  440 of 1340

When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  441 of 1340

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  442 of 1340

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  443 of 1340

When the government bureau's remedies do not match
your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
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