Freebsd Fortunes 7

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.
                -- Billy Sunday

When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
                -- Lynch

When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson

When the government bureau's remedies do not match
your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.

When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify
the problem, not the remedy.

When the Guru administers, the users
are hardly aware that he exists.
Next best is a sysop who is loved.
Next, one who is feared.
And worst, one who is despised.

If you don't trust the users,
you make them untrustworthy.

The Guru doesn't talk, he hacks.
When his work is done,
the users say, "Amazing:
we implemented it, all by ourselves!"

When the leaders speak of peace
The common folk know
That war is coming
When the leaders curse war
The mobilization order is already written out.

Every day, to earn my daily bread
I go to the market where lies are bought
Hopefully
I take my place among the sellers.
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "Hollywood"