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Freebsd Fortunes 7

Fortune: 474 - 483 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  474 of 1340

When you become used to never being alone,
you may consider yourself Americanized.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  475 of 1340

When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  476 of 1340

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
                -- Brooke Shields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  477 of 1340

When you dig another out of trouble,
you've got a place to bury your own.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  478 of 1340

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  479 of 1340

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  480 of 1340

When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'...
There is one thing you should learn,
When there is no one else to turn to,
Caaaall for Super Chicken   (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**)
Caaaall for Super Chicken!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  481 of 1340

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'...

There is one thing you should learn,
When there is no one else to turn to,
        Caaaall for Super Chicken!!    (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**)
        Caaaall for Super Chicken!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  482 of 1340

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'...
There is one thing you should learn,
When there is no one else to turn to,
Caaaaaall for Super Chicken.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  483 of 1340

When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day,
Just go to a mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has to say.
        For it isn't your father or mother or wife
        Whose judgement upon you must pass;
        The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
        Is the one staring back from the glass.
Some people may think you a straight-shootin' chum
And call you a wonderful guy,
But the man in the glass says you're only a bum
If you can't look him straight in the eye.
        He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest,
        For he's with you clear up to the end,
        And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test
        If the man in the glass is your friend.
You may fool the whole world down the pathway of life
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartaches and tears
If you've cheated the man in the glass.
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