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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  571 of 1340

White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it
so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.  That way, by the
time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  572 of 1340

Whitehead's Law:
        The obvious answer is always overlooked.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  573 of 1340

White's Statement:
        Don't lose heart!

Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:
        ...they might want to cut it out...

Byrd's Addition to Owen's Commentary:
        ...and they want to avoid a lengthy search.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  574 of 1340

Who are you?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  575 of 1340

Who can take the demands of the SDS seriously?
                -- Nathan Pusey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  576 of 1340

Who cares if it doesn't do anything?  It was made with
our new Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  577 of 1340

Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?
                -- Hattie McDaniel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  578 of 1340

Who does not love wine, women, and song,
Remains a fool his whole life long.
                -- Johann Heinrich Voss
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  579 of 1340

Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.
                -- Lao Tsu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  580 of 1340

Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.
                -- Thomas Tusser
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