Freebsd Fortunes 7

Whoever dies with the most toys wins.

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not
become a monster.  And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks
into you.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not
become a monster.  And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also
looks into you.
                -- Nietzsche

Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy.
                -- Groucho Marx

Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the
pure in heart can make a good soup.
                -- Ludwig Van Beethoven

Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom.

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.
                -- Bernard Levin

Who's on first?

Who's scruffy-looking?
                -- Han Solo