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Fortune: 612 - 621 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  612 of 1340

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  613 of 1340

Why be difficult, when, with just a little effort, you can be impossible?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  614 of 1340

Why be difficult, when, with just a
little more effort, you can be impossible?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  615 of 1340

Why bother building anymore nuclear
warheads until we use the ones we have?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  616 of 1340

Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of
movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  617 of 1340

Why did the Roman Empire collapse?
What's the Latin for office automation?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  618 of 1340

Why do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another
meaning?  "It is the complex case that is easier to deal with."  "If it
doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a
corner."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  619 of 1340

Why do seagulls live near the sea?
'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  620 of 1340

Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?
It's quite uncanny.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  621 of 1340

Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
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