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Why did the Roman Empire collapse?
What's the Latin for office automation?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 618 of 1340 |
Why do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another
meaning? "It is the complex case that is easier to deal with." "If it
doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a
corner."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 619 of 1340 |
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 620 of 1340 |
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?
It's quite uncanny.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 621 of 1340 |
Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
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Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 623 of 1340 |
Why do we want intelligent terminals
when there are so many stupid users?
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Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
-- Carl Sandburg
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Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
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Why does man kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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