Freebsd Fortunes 7

We must remember the First Amendment which
protects any shrill jackass no matter how self-seeking.
                -- F.G. Withington

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to
the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his
children smart.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Report"

We only acknowledge small faults in order
to make it appear that we are free from great ones.
                -- LaRouchefoucauld

We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the
originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has
forgotten its source.
                -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

We prefer to speak evil of ourselves
rather than not speak of ourselves at all.

We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who,
content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
                -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

We read to say that we have read.

We really don't have any enemies.
It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
                -- Thucydides