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Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
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Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the person involved.
-- Mark Twain
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 639 of 1340 |
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-- Stephen Wright
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
-- Lily Tomlin
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 641 of 1340 |
Why isn't there some cheap and easy
way to prove how much she means to me?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 642 of 1340 |
Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they
are another's.
-- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 643 of 1340 |
Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it? -- Why should I
not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange! I don't know why I shouldn't --
Well, then -- You will do me this favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you not
do it? -- Why not? -- Strange! I shall do the same for you, when you want
me to. Why not? Why should I not do it for you? Strange! Why not? --
I can't think why not.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a letter to his cousin Maria,
"The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele
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Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 645 of 1340 |
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
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