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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  657 of 1340

Williams and Holland's Law:
        If enough data is collected,
        anything may be proven by statistical methods.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  658 of 1340

Willie in the cauldron fell;            Willie saw some dynamite,
See the grief on mother's brow;         Couldn't understand it quite;
Mother loved her darling well --        Curiosity never pays:
Willie's quite hard-boiled by now.      It rained Willie seven days.

Little Willie with a shout,             William in a nice new sash,
Gouged the baby's eyeballs out;         Fell in the fire and burned to an ash.
Stamped on them to make them pop.       Now, although the room grows chilly,
Mother cried, "Now, William, stop!"     I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.

William with a thirst for gore,         Little Willie mean as hell,
Nailed the baby to the door.            Threw his sister in the well!
Mother said, with humor quaint:         Said his mother when drawing water,
"Careful, Will, don't mar the paint."   'sure is hard to raise a daughter.'
                -- Harry Graham, "Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes", 1899
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  659 of 1340

Wilner's Observation:
        All conversations with a potato should be conducted in private.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  660 of 1340

Winning isn't everything.  It's the only thing.
                -- Vince Lombardi
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  661 of 1340

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  662 of 1340

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  663 of 1340

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
                -- Robert Byrne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  664 of 1340

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house
as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  665 of 1340

[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
                -- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  666 of 1340

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
                -- J. Winter Smith
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