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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  661 of 1340

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  662 of 1340

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  663 of 1340

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
                -- Robert Byrne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  664 of 1340

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house
as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  665 of 1340

[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
                -- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  666 of 1340

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
                -- J. Winter Smith
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  667 of 1340

Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  668 of 1340

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
                -- Frank Tyger
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  669 of 1340

WIT:
        The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery...
        by leaving it out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  670 of 1340

With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
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