Freebsd Fortunes 7

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
                -- Stephen Wright

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
                -- Robert Byrne

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house
as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
                -- Proverbs 3:18, NSV

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
                -- J. Winter Smith

Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
                -- Frank Tyger

WIT:
        The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery...
        by leaving it out.

With a rubber duck, one's never alone.

With all the fancy scientists in the world,
why can't they just once build a nuclear balm.