Freebsd Fortunes 7

WIT:
        The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery...
        by leaving it out.

With a rubber duck, one's never alone.

With all the fancy scientists in the world,
why can't they just once build a nuclear balm.

With all the talent around, it's sort of
amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
                -- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winner

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
                -- W. Rogers

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules,
and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there
is no such thing as progress.
                -- Ransom K. Ferm

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind
she lies.  And when she lies, she does not believe herself.
                -- Tolstoy

With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.

With reasonable men I will reason;
with humane men I will plead;
but to tyrants I will give no quarter.
                -- William Lloyd Garrison