Freebsd Fortunes 7

With/Without - and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?
                -- Pink Floyd

Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer,
Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer
The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
                -- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blues"

Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw.  Hundred billion
bottles washed up on the shore.  Seems I never noted being alone.
Hundred billion castaways looking for a call.

WOLF:
        A man who knows all the ankles.

WOMAN:
        An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and
        having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
                -- Bierce

Woman:      "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."

Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't
want to own one.
                -- W.C. Fields

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
                -- Dumas

Woman is generally so bad that the difference
between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
                -- Tolstoy

Woman on Street:        Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill:      Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
                        I shall be sober in the morning.