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Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer,
Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer
The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
-- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blues"
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Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw. Hundred billion
bottles washed up on the shore. Seems I never noted being alone.
Hundred billion castaways looking for a call.
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A man who knows all the ankles.
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An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and
having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
|Freebsd Fortunes 7: 695 of 1340|
Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."
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Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't
want to own one.
-- W.C. Fields
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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Woman is generally so bad that the difference
between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
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Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.
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Woman was God's second mistake.