Freebsd Fortunes 7

WOMAN:
        An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and
        having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
                -- Bierce

Woman:      "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."

Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't
want to own one.
                -- W.C. Fields

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
                -- Dumas

Woman is generally so bad that the difference
between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
                -- Tolstoy

Woman on Street:        Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill:      Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
                        I shall be sober in the morning.

Woman was God's second mistake.
                -- Nietzsche

Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor
out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be
equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart
that he might love her.
                -- Henry

Woman would be more charming if one could
fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
                -- DeGourmont

Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool.
                -- Cervantes