Freebsd Fortunes 7

Woman is generally so bad that the difference
between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
                -- Tolstoy

Woman on Street:        Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill:      Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
                        I shall be sober in the morning.

Woman was God's second mistake.
                -- Nietzsche

Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor
out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be
equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart
that he might love her.
                -- Henry

Woman would be more charming if one could
fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
                -- DeGourmont

Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool.
                -- Cervantes

Women are a problem, but if you haven't already guessed,
they're the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with.
                -- Warren Beatty

Women are all alike.  When they're maids they're mild as milk:
once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their
marriage certificates, and defy you.
                -- Jerrold

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it
from charity, or revenge?
                -- Gustave Vapereau

Women are just like men, only different.