Freebsd Fortunes 7

Women are all alike.  When they're maids they're mild as milk:
once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their
marriage certificates, and defy you.
                -- Jerrold

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it
from charity, or revenge?
                -- Gustave Vapereau

Women are just like men, only different.

Women are like elephants to me: I like to
look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
                -- W.C. Fields

Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.
                -- Herold

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
                -- Napoleon

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
                -- Stephens

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.
                -- Pogo

Women can keep a secret just as well as men,
but it takes more of them to do it.

Women complain about sex more than men.  Their gripes fall into two
categories: (1) Not enough and (2) Too much.
                -- Ann Landers