Freebsd Fortunes 7

Women give to men the very gold of their lives.  Possibly;
but they invariably want it back in such very small change.
                -- Wilde

Women in love consist of a little sighing, a little
crying, a little dying -- and a good deal of lying.
                -- Ansey

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners.
In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the
original earth clinging to the roots.
                -- Bierce

Women reason with the heart and are much less often wrong
than men who reason with the head.
                -- DeLescure

Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity,
but never a man who misses one.
                -- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord

Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods.  They worship
us and are always bothering us to do something for them.
                -- Wilde

Women want their men to be cops.  They want you to punish them and tell
them what the limits are.  The only thing that women hate worse from a man
than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
                -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have
indemnified them by a few gracious words.
                -- Balzac

Women, when they are not in love, have all
the cold blood of an experienced attorney.
                -- Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man,
always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
                -- Balzac