Freebsd Fortunes 7

Women want their men to be cops.  They want you to punish them and tell
them what the limits are.  The only thing that women hate worse from a man
than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
                -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have
indemnified them by a few gracious words.
                -- Balzac

Women, when they are not in love, have all
the cold blood of an experienced attorney.
                -- Balzac

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man,
always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
                -- Balzac

Women who desire to be like men, lack ambition.

Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination.

Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore;
not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or
graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
                -- Amiel

Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
                -- Cornelia Otis Skinner

Wonder is the feeling of a philosopher,
and philosophy begins in wonder.
                Socrates, quoting Plato