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Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:  The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
                -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1

Woody: What's going down, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:  My cheeks on this barstool.
                -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, can I pour you a beer?
Norm:  Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. ...
       Eh, make that one-thirty.
                -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  742 of 1340

Woolsey-Swanson Rule:
        People would rather live with a problem they cannot
        solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  743 of 1340

Words are the voice of the heart.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  744 of 1340

Words can never express what words can never express.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  745 of 1340

Words have a longer life than deeds.
                -- Pindar
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  746 of 1340

Words must be weighed, not counted.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  747 of 1340

WORK:
        The blessed respite from screaming kids and
        soap operas for which you actually get paid.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  748 of 1340

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  749 of 1340

Work continues in this area.
                -- DEC's SPR-Answering-Automaton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  750 of 1340

Work expands to fill the time available.
                -- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
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