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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  761 of 1340

Worst Month of the Year:
        February.  February has only 28 days in it, which means that if
        you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you
        don't get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  762 of 1340

Worst Vegetable of the Year:
        Brussel sprout.  This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
                -- Steve Rubenstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  763 of 1340

Worth seeing?
Yes, but not worth going to see.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  764 of 1340

Worthless.
                -- Sir George Bidell Airy, KCB, MA, LLD, DCL, FRS, FRAS
                   (Astronomer Royal of Great Britain), estimating for the
                   Chancellor of the Exchequer the potential value of the
                   "analytical engine" invented by Charles Babbage, September
                   15, 1842.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  765 of 1340

WOTD:

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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  766 of 1340

Would it help if I got out and pushed?
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  767 of 1340

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
                -- Alfieri
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  768 of 1340

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  769 of 1340

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
                -- John Heywood
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  770 of 1340

Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?
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