Freebsd Fortunes 7

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.
                -- Alfieri

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
                -- John Heywood

Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?

Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?

Would you like to be tried in court by people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?

Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!

Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine
stuff....
                -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg trial
                testimony, 1947

Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
                -- George Carlin

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
                -- Lewis Carroll