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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  775 of 1340

Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
                -- George Carlin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  776 of 1340

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  777 of 1340

Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were
a turn-on?
                -- "Broadcast News"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  778 of 1340

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  779 of 1340

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
                -- Anonymous
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  780 of 1340

Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  781 of 1340

WRITE-PROTECT TAB:
        A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly
        left by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error
        message once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs
        the momentary inconvenience.
                -- Robb Russon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  782 of 1340

write-protect tab, n:
        A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly left
        by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error message
        once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the momentary
        inconvenience.
                -- Robb Russon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  783 of 1340

Writers who use a computer swear to its liberating power in tones that bear
witness to the apocalyptic power of a new divinity.  Their conviction results
from something deeper than mere gratitude for the computer's conveniences.
Every new medium of writing brings about new intensities of religious belief
and new schisms among believers.  In the 16th century the printed book helped
make possible the split between Catholics and Protestants.  In the 20th
century this history of tragedy and triumph is repeating itself as a farce.
Those who worship the Apple computer and those who put their faith in the IBM
PC are equally convinced that the other camp is damned or deluded.  Each cult
holds in contempt the rituals and the laws of the other.  Each thinks that it
is itself the one hope for salvation.
                -- Edward Mendelson, "The New Republic", February 22, 1988
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  784 of 1340

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
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