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Fortune: 816 - 825 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  816 of 1340

Yeah, there are more important things in life than money,
but they won't go out with you if you don't have any.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  817 of 1340

YEAR:
        A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  818 of 1340

Year  Name                              James Bond      Book
----  --------------------------------  --------------  ----
50's  James Bond TV Series              Barry Nelson
1962  Dr. No                            Sean Connery    1958
1963  From Russia With Love             Sean Connery    1957
1964  Goldfinger                        Sean Connery    1959
1965  Thunderball                       Sean Connery    1961
1967* Casino Royale                     David Niven     1954
1967  You Only Live Twice               Sean Connery    1964
1969  On Her Majesty's Secret Service   George Lazenby  1963
1971  Diamonds Are Forever              Sean Connery    1956
1973  Live And Let Die                  Roger Moore     1955
1974  The Man With The Golden Gun       Roger Moore     1965
1977  The Spy Who Loved Me              Roger Moore     1962 (novelette)
1979  Moonraker                         Roger Moore     1955
1981  For Your Eyes Only                Roger Moore     1960 (novelette)
1983  Octopussy                         Roger Moore     1965
1983* Never Say Never Again             Sean Connery
1985  A View To A Kill                  Roger Moore     1960 (novelette)
1987  The Living Daylights              Timothy Dalton  1965 (novelette)
        * -- Not a Broccoli production.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  819 of 1340

Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  820 of 1340

Yes, but which self do you want to be?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  821 of 1340

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones.  Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
                -- Rita Rudner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  822 of 1340

Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk but at least I'm not insane.
                -- Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  823 of 1340

Yes, that was Richard Nixon.  He used to be President.  When he left
the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware.
                -- Woody Allen, "Sleeper"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  824 of 1340

Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars and, Pluto, but not necessarily in
that order.
                -- George Michaelson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  825 of 1340

Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
                -- Snoopy
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