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Fortune: 821 - 830 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  821 of 1340

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones.  Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
                -- Rita Rudner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  822 of 1340

Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk but at least I'm not insane.
                -- Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  823 of 1340

Yes, that was Richard Nixon.  He used to be President.  When he left
the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware.
                -- Woody Allen, "Sleeper"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  824 of 1340

Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars and, Pluto, but not necessarily in
that order.
                -- George Michaelson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  825 of 1340

Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
                -- Snoopy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  826 of 1340

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today --
I think he's from the CIA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  827 of 1340

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I think he's from the CIA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  828 of 1340

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most
astonishin' things to preserve their respectability.  Thank God
I'm not respectable.
                -- Ruthven Campbell Todd
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  829 of 1340

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty
feet.
                -- John Cheever
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  830 of 1340

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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