Freebsd Fortunes 7

Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk but at least I'm not insane.
                -- Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock)

Yes, that was Richard Nixon.  He used to be President.  When he left
the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware.
                -- Woody Allen, "Sleeper"

Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars and, Pluto, but not necessarily in
that order.
                -- George Michaelson

Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
                -- Snoopy

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today --
I think he's from the CIA.

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I think he's from the CIA.

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most
astonishin' things to preserve their respectability.  Thank God
I'm not respectable.
                -- Ruthven Campbell Todd

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty
feet.
                -- John Cheever

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

YINKEL:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
        hoping no one will notice.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends