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Fortune: 824 - 833 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  824 of 1340

Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars and, Pluto, but not necessarily in
that order.
                -- George Michaelson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  825 of 1340

Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement.
                -- Snoopy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  826 of 1340

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today --
I think he's from the CIA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  827 of 1340

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I think he's from the CIA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  828 of 1340

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most
astonishin' things to preserve their respectability.  Thank God
I'm not respectable.
                -- Ruthven Campbell Todd
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  829 of 1340

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty
feet.
                -- John Cheever
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  830 of 1340

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  831 of 1340

YINKEL:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
        hoping no one will notice.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  832 of 1340

You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  833 of 1340

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty
spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
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