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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  831 of 1340

YINKEL:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
        hoping no one will notice.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  832 of 1340

You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  833 of 1340

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty
spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  834 of 1340

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  835 of 1340

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  836 of 1340

You are a taxi driver.  Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years.  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting.  The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full.  How old is the taxi driver?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  837 of 1340

You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
                -- Philip Whalen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  838 of 1340

You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.
                -- Sherlock Holmes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  839 of 1340

You are always busy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  840 of 1340

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
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